In the immortal words of Jeff Foxworthy, "you might have had orthognathic surgery, if you tried this.."
Unfortunately, it appears I will have a second revision surgery tomorrow at 3PM. My open bite does not appear that it can be corrected with just "creative orthodontics". Its best we get this thing right before the bones set. They will go back in under my upper lip, loosen the bolts, change the plates, and put my upper jaw back on with no open bite.
"Just when I thought I could get out...they suck me back in!" - Michael Corleone
Wish me luck.